Skipped items for goalposts! Apologies for conjuring nothing to rhyme with 'jumpers' but 'dumpers' would have been, though fitting with the actions of recycling vehicles, too visual an image for a blog accessible before the watershed.
The things people throw out eh? A Size 5, slightly deflated but ripe for a game of barry (not the name, but punting it off the crossbar alternately with a willing sports-fan on the other side) Premiership issue Nike Football. It was hard to tell if it was frozen rusty water it was in or pure, undistilled, bona-fide slimy skip juice?! Either way, the footies still there.
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